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"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."— John Green

4.17.2010

If I Were

  1. If I were a month, I would be January.
  2. If I were a day of the week, I would be Wednesday.
  3. If I were a time of the day, I would be 11:11pm. Make a wish.
  4. If I were a planet, I would be Mars.
  5. If I were a sea animal, I would be an octopus.
  6. If I were a direction, I would be northwest.
  7. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a bookcase.
  8. If I were a sin, I would be sloth.
  9. If I were a historical figure, I would be Abraham Lincoln.
  10. If I were a liquid, I would be ginger ale.
  11. If I were a stone, I would be granite.
  12. If I were a tree, I would be a willow.
  13. If I were a bird, I would be an Emperor penguin.
  14. If I were a tool, I would be duct tape.
  15. If I were a flower, I would be tulips.
  16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be the beginning of a thunderstorm.
  17. If I were a musical instrument, I would be a timpini.
  18. If I were an animal, I would be a snowy owl.
  19. If I were a color, I would be azul.
  20. If I were a vegetable, I would be corn-on-the-cob.
  21. If I were a sound, I would be a text alert.
  22. If I were an element, I would be wind.
  23. If I were a car, I would be a '67 Chevy Impala.
  24. If I were a song, I would be Fireflies - Owl City.
  25. If I were a movie, I would be Garden State.
  26. If I were a book, I'd be the Harry Potter series.
  27. If I were food, I would be pad thai.
  28. If I were a place, I would be home.
  29. If I were a material, I would be cotton.
  30. If I were a taste, I would be spicy.
  31. If I were a scent, I would be Baby Phat: Goddess.
  32. If I were a religion, I would be Roman Catholic.
  33. If I were a word, I would be because.
  34. If I were a an object, I would be pen.
  35. If I were a body part, I would be an eye.
  36. If I were a facial expression, I would be a smirk.
  37. If I were a subject in school, I would be English.
  38. If I were a cartoon character, I would be Bloo.
  39. If I were a shape, I would be an octagon.
  40. If I were a number, I would be 22.

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